Mila Jovovich is 200lbs!

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Seriously, how many kids does she HAVE in there? 10? 13? She doesn’t need to give birth in a hospital. She needs to birth these kids in a box under the stairs and wait for kindly neighbors to come and pick out which ones they like the best. She put on 70 pounds in the past 4 months. “All I did was eat three bagels every morning with butter, peanut butter and jelly all over them, a few boxes of Krispy Creme donuts for lunch and boom! I’m tipping the scale at 195!”, Mila claims. Wow that’s all? Compared to Britney, that’s a midnight snack. Anyhoo, best of luck to Mila and her litter.