Hey Nicky, Hang Up And Eat.

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This is a photo of Nicky Hilton talking to me.

Me: Hey Nicky

Nicky: Hey, what’s going on…

Me: Nothing, just shopping and stuff.

Nicky: Yeah, I’m just out shopping. Guess what, I’m really not that skinny, those photos are all from like really super bad angles and that’s totally not what I really look like. I’m totally healthy I mean I weight like 93 pounds or whatever and since I’m 5′7″ that’s like totally normal, people need to focus on Paris or something.

Me: Nicky, it’s not just the camera angles in every photo of you that’s making you look scary skinny. I know your trainer said you don’t have enough time to eat lately, so Nicky, I want you to stop shopping, hang up and go eat something.

After that the call must have dropped or something. But I know she’s going to listen to me since we’re BFF’s.