Penelope Cruz
Penelope takes up Cigarettes
Oct 21st

Hot new celebrity diet…smoking?
Penelope Cruz takes up smoking to supress her appetite and increase her metabolism to stay thin. Although it will end up aging her about 10 yrs, at least she’ll be a skinny old broad.
Penelope sleeps off her weight
Aug 16th

New Celebrity Diet…the “sleep diet”?
Penelope Cruz claims that she sleeps 12 hours a day and it helps her maintain her fabulous figure. I guess she figures that it’ll stop her from eating. This is the weirdest diet I’ve heard of!