Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Aniston to get body makeover?
Jul 10th
Star magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston has been having some body issues since she started going out with John Mayer. The dude is about 10 years younger than Jen, and his past love interests have included Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt. They’re both young and busty, and the story is that Jen feels she doesn’t measure up to John’s “standards” and is thinking of spending about 100 g’s on lipo, collagen, cellulite treatments, teeth whitening, body wraps, and a boob job!
We just want to say something – don’t do it, Jen. You look great, and we like the fact that you’re not all hacked up beyond recognition. We don’t want to see you sporting puffy duck lips and DD’s. Cellulite treatment? What cellulite? Last time we checked out your backside in a bikini it was lookin’ pretty smooth.
According to the magazine, Jennifer Aniston also wants some tattoos because John Mayer would like her being spontaneous. Do they even know what spontaneous means? If it were spontaneous, it wouldn’t be in a magazine before it even happens. Star says Jen is interested in getting tattoos in the two places I’m really sick of seeing them on chicks: the lower back and the ankle. I vote no on this, in case you’re reading, Jen.
I have to wonder though, is all this really about John Mayer, Jessica Simpson, and Jennifer Love Hewitt? Or is it about Brad Pitt and a certain big-boobed & tattooed younger babe.
Jennifer Aniston Diet Secrets
Mar 25th
OK magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston has lost 7 pounds in 7 days! Her current diet is based on the Zone Diet – Jen eats salmon, steak, and fresh fruit regularly. She says she cheats on her diet at least twice a week and loves margaritas, beer, martinis, and Mexican food. She won’t give those up!
Jennifer Aniston keeps that great body of hers with Hatha yoga, running, lifting weights, paddle surfing, and Budokon. Lookin’ good, Jen!
Jennifer Aniston Likes Showing Off
Mar 18th
Jennifer Aniston has been in Miami filming Marley and Me with Owen Wilson and rumors are going around about the two hitting it off really well, talking about yoga, taking a yoga class together…and Owen apparently thinks Jen has a great body.
Not many people can pull off wearing a bikini bottom that’s that small! She’s practically naked in that thing.
Here’s another:
Celebrity Bodies: Gym or Genes?
Mar 13th
Star magazine did a piece called “Gym or Genes” discussing whether certain celebrities are blessed with good genes, or do they need the gym to stay slim…and the results are not all that surprising.
Gym
Genes
Hilary Swank
Ellen Pompeo
Keri Russell
Jennifer Aniston…Nice Yoga Butt
Feb 1st
This is Jennifer Aniston in Mexico with two unknown dudes. Check out her butt in the first photo. I don’t see any cellulite, do you? Wow – I wonder if it’s the yoga. She says in Star magazine that she started yoga three times a week a few years ago just after her ‘Pitt split’. She says, “My legs got leaner, my butt got strong!” Sign me up for some yoga!
