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Christina Aguilera works it…

After getting past Christina Aguilera’s huge baby-feeding breasts, I keep looking at the toe cleavage. Some people like  toe cleavage, but I find it kinda…what’s the word…toe-jammy, unattractive, and just odd-looking. Maybe the foot fetish people are into it. What about you, do you like toe cleavage?

Christina is loving pregnancy. Maybe because she can use the excuse “I’m eating for two” and indulge in junk food! She’s reportedly eating lots of candies and cookies, which may take a tool on both body and baby!

They say eating large quantities of junk food when pregnant can promote an exacerbated taste for junk food in the little one. This could send her offspring on the road to obesity! Could you imagine…a fugly husband and a fat kid!

Christina Aguleira was suprised when Hilton said at a Las Vegas nightclub, “Congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world. You’re gorgeous.”  Apparently Chris was shocked and upset at first because it was not exactly the way she wanted to announce her pregnancy to the world…or if she even wanted to announce it at all! Isn’t she ready to calve out already? Did she really think we would be suprised? I guess if she admits she’s pregnant then the world would know she’s having sex with a dorky looking caveman wannabe. Have you seen her husband?!  It’s ok we understand Chris, we’d be embarrassed if we had sex with that too. Let’s just hope the baby inherits more of your genes. I don’t think the world is quite ready to go back to the ice age yet.