Celebrity Cellulite

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Jennifer Aniston…Nice Yoga Butt

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This is Jennifer Aniston in Mexico with two unknown dudes. Check out her butt in the first photo. I don’t see any cellulite, do you? Wow – I wonder if it’s the yoga. She says in Star magazine that she started yoga three times a week a few years ago just after her ‘Pitt split’. She says, “My legs got leaner, my butt got strong!” Sign me up for some yoga!

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Infamous Bikini Pics

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Here are some of the bikini photos of Jennifer Love Hewitt that sparked some controversy over the weight / body scrutiny female celebrities are subjected to. 

Jennifer Love Hewitt wrote on her web site, “To all the girls with butts, boobs, hips, and a waist, put on a bikini – put it on and stay strong.” We agree. Celebrity or not, most women have cellulite. But look at Jennifer Love Hewitt – she’s still beautiful.

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Mischa prefers lemons to oranges

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Mischa says she starts each day with a cup of hot water with a squeeze of fresh lemon juice. Replace your coffee, soft drinks and cordials with water and you’ll shift that orange-peel look — fast!

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Victoria Beckham’s Sponge Eating Addiction

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Victoria Beckham hasn’t given up on her crazy diet tricks just yet! A source tells us she has been known to actually eat little bits of sponges throughout the day and before eating a meal to absorb broken down particles of food and fluids. Apparently it prevents your body from absorbing fat too. God forbid she gain a pound or two! I couldn’t imagine this to be very healthy for you, as the sponge would be absorbing vital nutrients your body requires as well.  But I guess if it means absorbing a few extra calories at the same time, these stars don’t give damn about what’s coming out the other end – just as long as it comes out!  How long does it take to pass a sponge anyways? Looking at this controversial photo it looks like Vic may have injected some lumpy sponges in her legs too….

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Britney Spears Butt Therapy

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Britney Spears received Mesotherapy. It’s a new procedure that doesn’t involve surgery or even require an anesthetic. It’s supposed to enable you to target areas of ‘stubborn fat pockets’ and dissolve this fat via micro injections. It’s said to be effective in reducing cellulite and usually costs over $200 per visit. Some clinics claim you can lose up to three inches from around your waistline in only three visits. I’m seeking comments from anyone who’s tried mesotherapy treatments.

Here’s Britney Spears showing off her 26-year old ass — it actually looks like the butt of a 50-year old woman, and that’s kind of insulting 50-year old women everywhere. Granted, she’s had a couple of kids, but you would think all those injections she’s paying for would take care of all that ass fat.