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I think it’s the tattoos…or maybe the jewelry…uh, yeah, she’s scary.

Scary Spice Mel B. lights up in Miami.

CHeck out Kate Hudson’s nice butt in this skimpy red bikini. Kate was in Miami chilling at the Raleigh Hotel and hanging out with Owen Wilson. The buzz is all about Kate Hudson’s baby bump, but no bump was on display in the red bikini photos. Her brother Oliver told Access Hollywood (or ET, definitely one of those shows) that Kate’s not pregnant. Still, I wouldn’t be too surprised.

Doesn’t she look great? She takes really good care of herself - there are about a million photos of Kate Hudson jogging.

In honor of the Superbowl we’re showing off Gisele Bundchen’s nice derriere; in case you didn’t know, Gisele happens to be dating hunky Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. Gisele doesn’t do much for me but I can’t deny the fact that she’s got a good butt.

Hayden Panettiere tells US Magazine that she’s just now growing into her adult body,and that she worksout with her trainer for an hour - sometimes every day. Hayden Panettiere is a petite gal at just over five feet tall, and she looks to me like solid muscle. As for Hayden’s diet: she’s a vegetarian, and she also avoids carbs and sweets.

P.S. She may not be jailbait anymore but Milo Ventimiglia is still too old for her. I can’t even imagine dating a 30-year-old when I was 18! I’d be like, “Get away from me Gramps, go take some Geritol or something!”

Look at Carmen Electra’s (real name Tara Patrick) ribs showing because of how she’s sucking in for the camera. Like she needs to suck in! Does she think ribs sticking out is a good look for her?

Actually, I just found out Carmen Electra is totally obsessed with her stomach and never thinks it looks flat enough.

Jennifer Love Hewitt looks happy and healthy. We at Star Diet Secrets would much rather see normal size women than the walking stick skinny celebrities like Posh.

The big problem I’m having is that Jennifer Love Hewitt says she’s a size 2. Why would she do that? Does she look like a 2 to you? I mean she’s trying to make a statement against judging women on their weight. Hmmm…she’s saying she’s a 2 because she doesn’t want to fess up to (I’m guessing) a 6?

The other problem is that top can’t handle JLH’s big boobs.