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Hey I thought Britney was starving herself? Maybe she needs to stop buying ice cream for herself and buy some for her kids! Oh..or did she lose them again this week?

Don’t expect to see many more of these pictures. Apparently Britney told a friend she is fat and disgusting and she will no longer be eating.  

Britney Spears is addicted to Starbucks Frappuccinos! So tasty, but comes with a BIG FAT price. And she paid that price just recently at the VMA awards when she admitted to looking like a fat pig. Yes Britney, you’ve blamed the cameras, you’ve blamed your hair, and now it’s time to start blaming your fat ass. With 16grams of fat, Frappuccinos aren’t what you need to be drinking every day if you plan to prance around in your bra and panties infront of millions of people. 

O.k. I admit probably my most appauling post yet! Not only is it Britney Spears, but we’re talking about her shit. Eww..ok lets just get on with it here. Or should I say get over it.  Spears has said bye bye to diet pills and hello to laxatives! Yes, she is rumoured to be a lax queen.  Sources say she takes laxatives with her meals, so while it’s going in one hole it’s coming right out the other. I guess this goes hand in hand with her other odd behaviours…like the one where she thinks she can be invisible. Literally. Sorry Brit, we could only be so lucky.

After the birth of her child, Britney Spears followed a healthy weight loss diet by replacing “her usual fried fare with healthier lower-cal leafy greens”.

She then replaced her “lower-cal leafy greens” with sex, drugs and really bad music…..oh come on I’m only stating the obvious :p

Britney’s Celebrity Diet Secret

Do you believe Britney Spears takes slimming pills? Shes often seen picking up bottles of Ephedra diet pills. These pills were actually banned at one time because they were actually TOO effective! Ephedra was so powerful, it’s safety was questioned.

When the controversy peaked in 2004, Ephedra was taken off the shelves for further testing. Since then, it’s gone through rigorous tests - and passed with flying colors.