Britney Spears
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Britney Hooked on Laxatives
Sep 26th
Britney Spears will do anything to lose weight. She’s been trying everything in the book, but now she’s popping laxatives so much that she can’t even make it home without stopping to use some grubby truck stop public washroom. TSK TSK Brit Brit. By speeding up the digestive process, laxatives can reduce the absorption of vitamins, minerals and other nutrients and can leave you weak and dehydrated. Also Long-term use of laxatives upsets the mechanism of the colon. This can make you dependent on laxative pills for regular bowel movements. Yuck.
What is Britney inhaling?
Sep 24th
Britney Spears is going to extreme measures to lose weight! The mother of two has been photographed in public while sucking on inhalers. She doesn’t have asthma. Instead, Britney is using the chemical epinephrine, found in asthma medications, as an appetite suppressant. Not smart! Serious side effects include headaches, dizziness, nausea, sleepiness and heart arrhythmia. Similar to the side effects we got from watching her at the VMA awards.
Britney Spears plastic surgery offer
Sep 24th
A New York-based plastic surgeon has issued a letter to Britney Spears offering her a free tummy tuck. In the letter he states:
“As a long-time fan of you and your music, your videos revealing your six-pack abs may just be as world famous as Frank Sinatra’s blue eyes. Unfortunately childbearing and motherhood can rob you of those assets…or at least play havoc with them. I’d like to give “sexy” back to you…and everyone else…so we can all enjoy the old Britney, again.”Jacobs also writes in his letter “You made worldwide headlines, last week, as a global audience had the chance to view a lot more than your night on the town. While those pictures have become an internet phenomenon, my trained surgeon’s eye uncovered the enduring effects of your recent C-section birthing experience. Therefore, as one of your devoted fans who happens to be a leading plastic surgeon, I’d like to give you a Holiday present – a tummy tuck that will restore your midriff to it’s previous muscle tone and firmness.”
I have a feeling that Brit will probably not take Dr. Jacobs up on his offer…however I hope Britney continues to get offered help……. for her psychological issues.
Britney eating Ice cream
Sep 20th
Hey I thought Britney was starving herself? Maybe she needs to stop buying ice cream for herself and buy some for her kids! Oh..or did she lose them again this week?
