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Brit Brit continues to drink back the fat.. Cheers!

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Britney Spears received Mesotherapy. It’s a new procedure that doesn’t involve surgery or even require an anesthetic. It’s supposed to enable you to target areas of ’stubborn fat pockets’ and dissolve this fat via micro injections. It’s said to be effective in reducing cellulite and usually costs over $200 per visit. Some clinics claim you can lose up to three inches from around your waistline in only three visits. I’m seeking comments from anyone who’s tried mesotherapy treatments.

Here’s Britney Spears showing off her 26-year old ass — it actually looks like the butt of a 50-year old woman, and that’s kind of insulting 50-year old women everywhere. Granted, she’s had a couple of kids, but you would think all those injections she’s paying for would take care of all that ass fat.

Britney Spears will do anything to lose weight. She’s been trying everything in the book, but now she’s popping laxatives so much that she can’t even make it home without stopping to use some grubby truck stop public washroom.  TSK TSK Brit Brit. By speeding up the digestive process, laxatives can reduce the absorption of vitamins, minerals and other nutrients and can leave you weak and dehydrated. Also Long-term use of laxatives upsets the mechanism of the colon. This can make you dependent on laxative pills for regular bowel movements. Yuck.

Britney Spears is going to extreme measures to lose weight! The mother of two has been photographed in public while sucking on inhalers. She doesn’t have asthma. Instead, Britney is using the chemical epinephrine, found in asthma medications, as an appetite suppressant. Not smart! Serious side effects include headaches, dizziness, nausea, sleepiness and heart arrhythmia.  Similar to the side effects we got from watching her at the VMA awards.

A New York-based plastic surgeon has issued a letter to Britney Spears offering her a free tummy tuck. In the letter he states:

“As a long-time fan of you and your music, your videos revealing your six-pack abs may just be as world famous as Frank Sinatra’s blue eyes. Unfortunately childbearing and motherhood can rob you of those assets…or at least play havoc with them. I’d like to give “sexy” back to you…and everyone else…so we can all enjoy the old Britney, again.”Jacobs also writes in his letter “You made worldwide headlines, last week, as a global audience had the chance to view a lot more than your night on the town. While those pictures have become an internet phenomenon, my trained surgeon’s eye uncovered the enduring effects of your recent C-section birthing experience. Therefore, as one of your devoted fans who happens to be a leading plastic surgeon, I’d like to give you a Holiday present - a tummy tuck that will restore your midriff to it’s previous muscle tone and firmness.”

I have a feeling that Brit will probably not take Dr. Jacobs up on his offer…however I hope Britney continues to get offered help……. for her psychological issues.

Britney in the years to come?