Britney Spears
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Britney Enrolls in Pole Stripping
Oct 18th
Rumour has it Britney Spears is taking private pole stripping lessons as a trendy new form of fat burning exercise. Now with all this extra time on her hands being kidless and all, she can drop toddler time and continue with her skanky ways. Plus it’s funny to watch an out-of-shape fat chick huffing and puffing on a pole. I saw one that looked just like her on Jerry Springer this morning.
EDIT: Uhmm, is it just me or is this pic creepy? What the hell is Britney doing with her ass hanging out in someone’s basement with this pimp and prostitute?
Another disgusting Britney Pic
Oct 12th
….Just another rank Britney Spears picture I thought I would share!
Hey, at least Britney Spears is eating and not starving herself like these scary skinny celebrities.
Britney Spears Diet Secret – Tacos While Driving!
Oct 9th
Here’s a pic of Britney Spears eating a taco driving away from Taco Bell last weekend. You think she would wait until she got home to scarf down her take out, but I guess she wants us to see pictures of her looking like a homeless person who just stole a car before robbing the local Taco Bell.
Britney Spears Butt Therapy
Sep 26th
Britney Spears received Mesotherapy. It’s a new procedure that doesn’t involve surgery or even require an anesthetic. It’s supposed to enable you to target areas of ‘stubborn fat pockets’ and dissolve this fat via micro injections. It’s said to be effective in reducing cellulite and usually costs over $200 per visit. Some clinics claim you can lose up to three inches from around your waistline in only three visits. I’m seeking comments from anyone who’s tried mesotherapy treatments.
Here’s Britney Spears showing off her 26-year old ass — it actually looks like the butt of a 50-year old woman, and that’s kind of insulting 50-year old women everywhere. Granted, she’s had a couple of kids, but you would think all those injections she’s paying for would take care of all that ass fat.
