Britney Spears
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Britney Spears Update: Adnan Is OUT!
Mar 4th

We’ve been trying to leave Britney Spears alone. It’s been sad watching her these last few months, especially her behavior with Adnan who so obviously wants to try to take her for as much as her can get. I can’t believe her parents took so long to get involved but at least they are there now.
It seems that Britney has just dumped Adnan (for good I hope) after finding out that he’s been cheating on her. She saw some videos of him with other girls that were posted online, and then she read some X-rated text messages he’d received. Britney dumped him and then chucked his iPhone into the pool! I hope that scumbag it really out of the picture.
Britney’s been doing a lot of dancing lately. Going to a dance studio has become part of her routine, but she seems to be putting on weight after looking pretty slim not long ago. Not that her weight really matters. We’re really hoping she gets her mental health issues under control because she’s a talented young woman and her kids need her.
Britney frolicks in her underwear, wedgie and all
Dec 17th

Got a wedgie there, Brit?
Britney Spears at the beach in Malibu in her underwear, wedgie and all, showing off her frappuccino-diet backside. Actually, we’re very happy Britney isn’t one of the super-stick-thin skinny celebrities. Curves are good. Bony is gross.
Brit eats paint chips
Nov 4th

Britney Spears was spotted trying to eat her acrylic nails. Yum, the plastic and nail polish combined must’ve been delicious. Mmmm paint chips…well at least shes getting high legally this time!
Britney’s 2nd Mcdonalds trip this week
Oct 25th

Now there’s a healthy celebrity diet!
Second time this week Brit takes advantage of McDonald’s 24 hour drive thru. Oh but this one doesn’t count I guess…because the paparazzi bought it for her. She’s swapping twat pics for burgers now. Would you like fries with that?
Britney goes Mexican
Oct 25th

Here is a picture of Britney Spears eating a chocolate chip cookie with her new assistant in Encino, CA. I’m not entirely sure why she went to a Mexican restaurant for a cookie, but whatever lol. At least she’s consuming something other than a Starbucks frappaccino.
