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Britney Spears was spotted trying to eat her acrylic nails. Yum, the plastic and nail polish combined must’ve been delicious. Mmmm paint chips…well at least shes getting high legally this time!

Now there’s a healthy celebrity diet!

Second time this week Brit takes advantage of McDonald’s 24 hour drive thru. Oh but this one doesn’t count I guess…because the paparazzi bought it for her.  She’s swapping twat pics for burgers now. Would you like fries with that?

Here is a picture of Britney Spears eating a chocolate chip cookie with her new assistant in Encino, CA. I’m not entirely sure why she went to a Mexican restaurant for a cookie, but whatever lol. At least she’s consuming something other than a Starbucks frappaccino.

Rumour has it Britney Spears is taking private pole stripping lessons as a trendy new form of fat burning exercise. Now with all this extra time on her hands being kidless and all, she can drop toddler time and continue with her skanky ways. Plus it’s funny to watch an out-of-shape fat chick huffing and puffing on a pole. I saw one that looked just like her on Jerry Springer this morning. 

EDIT: Uhmm, is it just me or is this pic creepy? What the hell is Britney doing with her ass hanging out in someone’s basement with this pimp and prostitute?

….Just another rank Britney Spears picture I thought I would share!

Hey, at least Britney Spears is eating and not starving herself like these scary skinny celebrities.

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Here’s a pic of Britney Spears eating a taco driving away from Taco Bell last weekend. You think she would wait until she got home to scarf down her take out, but I guess she wants us to see pictures of her looking like a homeless person who just stole a car before robbing the local Taco Bell.