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Star magazine has Britney Spears on the cover with the headline “My New Bikini Body!”

It shows a healthy-looking Brit at the beach showing off a really athletic body. She looks so thick and muscular in these pics! It says she’s gotten rid of all of her cellulite, too, mostly by working out a lot and changing her diet from junk food 24/7 to a new diet that they didn’t elaborate on in the article.  She has started eating breakfast (now there’s a good idea!) which she never ate before because she slept until noon. Now, she’s into oatmeal with sugar or Special K or Total cereal which she eats with nonfat milk. A dietitian is helping her make good food choices. Britney Spears has lost 20 pounds in 30 days according to Star.

I think it’s so good that she’s making these changes. I really want to see her pull it together.

The scan is from Taylor’s Entertainment News.

We’ve been trying to leave Britney Spears alone. It’s been sad watching her these last few months, especially her behavior with Adnan who so obviously wants to try to take her for as much as her can get. I can’t believe her parents took so long to get involved but at least they are there now.

It seems that Britney has just dumped Adnan (for good I hope) after finding out that he’s been cheating on her. She saw some videos of him with other girls that were posted online, and then she read some X-rated text messages he’d received. Britney dumped him and then chucked his iPhone into the pool! I hope that scumbag it really out of the picture.

Britney’s been doing a lot of dancing lately. Going to a dance studio has become part of her routine, but she seems to be putting on weight after looking pretty slim not long ago.  Not that her weight really matters. We’re really hoping she gets her mental health issues under control because she’s a talented young woman and her kids need her.

Got a wedgie there, Brit?

Britney Spears at the beach in Malibu in her underwear, wedgie and all, showing off her frappuccino-diet backside. Actually, we’re very happy Britney isn’t one of the super-stick-thin skinny celebrities. Curves are good. Bony is gross.

Britney Spears was spotted trying to eat her acrylic nails. Yum, the plastic and nail polish combined must’ve been delicious. Mmmm paint chips…well at least shes getting high legally this time!