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Well I don’t have any celebrity diet info on these two, but I have a feeling it is something like this: 42 cigarettes, 12 red bulls, two cheese puffs, one bottle of vodka, and one ounce of lettuce per day.

If you had to pick, would you rather be Ashley or Mary Kate?

Here’s a cute little waif I haven’t seen much of lately - Ashley Olsen. What do you think?

She looks so haggard I thought it was Courtney Love at first (this would be Courtney on a really good day with no bruises or anything) but it’s Ashley Olsen in Mexico.

Ashley Olson (the one who’s not blowing chunks in the toilet) is all about the fibre. Fibre gives you a “more sustained feelings of fullness”. It takes up more room in your stomach so you feel full.  She points out that it fills her up instead of filling her out.  Thanks for stating the obvious. But I think this twin could use a little filling out.