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In recent weeks, Amy Winehouse has been seen wandering around like this at night, so lock your doors. This is the official “Amy Winehouse Workout” now available on DVD exclusively through Star Diet Secrets. In the DVD, Amy walks around London wasted until she falls down in a pool of her own vomit…anyone know how many calories you burn when you vomit?

Also, she bought a big box of popsicles at 4 AM. Oh, so that’s the Amy Winehouse diet secret: popsicles. Or should I say popsicles and cocaine. Not that the cocaine was a secret.

I don’t know what happened with Amy Winehouse’s intentional weight gaining McDonald’s diet but here she is at the beach, stick thin legs and all.

It appears Amy Winehouse finally realizes how homely she looks, and is trying to do something about it! Amy has turned to fast food to put a little meat on her bones. She’s been eating at McDonalds every day of the week! Nonetheless, Amy’s ploy is working - she’s already gained 14 pounds! Honestly though, what did you really expect from her? This girl is a mess and needs major guidance. She can’t stay clean and sober so why in the hell would she care what she puts down her throat? I wish she’d get help already. I can’t stand seeing pictures of her anymore. Turns my stomach.

Here I thought the worst looking thing about Amy Winehouse was her body….however HAIR and TEETH are close runners up!

Can you guess who this fugly broad is? You’re right! Amy Winehouse is homely and just plain fugly!  Apparently she’s starting to realize this and is planning on making some sort of come back. Come back from what exactly I don’t know..if it weren’t for her fugliness I would have no idea who she was.  This fugly woman is so skinny that if she ate a burger it would probably break through her esophagus if she has one.