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A New York-based plastic surgeon has issued a letter to Britney Spears offering her a free tummy tuck. In the letter he states:

“As a long-time fan of you and your music, your videos revealing your six-pack abs may just be as world famous as Frank Sinatra’s blue eyes. Unfortunately childbearing and motherhood can rob you of those assets…or at least play havoc with them. I’d like to give “sexy” back to you…and everyone else…so we can all enjoy the old Britney, again.”Jacobs also writes in his letter “You made worldwide headlines, last week, as a global audience had the chance to view a lot more than your night on the town. While those pictures have become an internet phenomenon, my trained surgeon’s eye uncovered the enduring effects of your recent C-section birthing experience. Therefore, as one of your devoted fans who happens to be a leading plastic surgeon, I’d like to give you a Holiday present - a tummy tuck that will restore your midriff to it’s previous muscle tone and firmness.”

I have a feeling that Brit will probably not take Dr. Jacobs up on his offer…however I hope Britney continues to get offered help……. for her psychological issues.