Britney Enrolls in Pole Stripping

Rumour has it Britney Spears is taking private pole stripping lessons as a trendy new form of fat burning exercise. Now with all this extra time on her hands being kidless and all, she can drop toddler time and continue with her skanky ways. Plus it’s funny to watch an out-of-shape fat chick huffing and puffing on a pole. I saw one that looked just like her on Jerry Springer this morning. 

EDIT: Uhmm, is it just me or is this pic creepy? What the hell is Britney doing with her ass hanging out in someone’s basement with this pimp and prostitute?

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