Archive for July, 2008
Angelina Jolie Gives Birth to Twins in France July 12th
Jul 13th
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are parents, again! Angelina gave birth to a boy and a girl via C-section on July 12 in Nice, France. The babies’ names are Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline and were delivered during a procedure that went smoothly; both babies weighed about 5 pounds. Congratulations on your twins Angie & Brad!
Cheryl Burke Diet Secrets
Jul 13th
Curvy Dancing With The Stars dancer Cheryl Burke. Chery Burke diet secrets: she doesn’t eat after 7PM, she eats a low fat whole wheat muffin for lunch, salad for lunch, Myoplex Lite bars between meals when she’s hungry, and chicken or fish with veggies for dinner. Her cheats are peanut M & M’s and sour gummy worms when working on DWTS. via ifitandhealthy.com
Jennifer Aniston to get body makeover?
Jul 10th
Star magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston has been having some body issues since she started going out with John Mayer. The dude is about 10 years younger than Jen, and his past love interests have included Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt. They’re both young and busty, and the story is that Jen feels she doesn’t measure up to John’s “standards” and is thinking of spending about 100 g’s on lipo, collagen, cellulite treatments, teeth whitening, body wraps, and a boob job!
We just want to say something – don’t do it, Jen. You look great, and we like the fact that you’re not all hacked up beyond recognition. We don’t want to see you sporting puffy duck lips and DD’s. Cellulite treatment? What cellulite? Last time we checked out your backside in a bikini it was lookin’ pretty smooth.
According to the magazine, Jennifer Aniston also wants some tattoos because John Mayer would like her being spontaneous. Do they even know what spontaneous means? If it were spontaneous, it wouldn’t be in a magazine before it even happens. Star says Jen is interested in getting tattoos in the two places I’m really sick of seeing them on chicks: the lower back and the ankle. I vote no on this, in case you’re reading, Jen.
I have to wonder though, is all this really about John Mayer, Jessica Simpson, and Jennifer Love Hewitt? Or is it about Brad Pitt and a certain big-boobed & tattooed younger babe.
Brooke Hogan bikini photo
Jul 9th
I’m bored with the Hogan family drama, but here’s a Brooke Hogan bikini photo by popular demand. Guess what, there are lots of 20-year-old Florida girls that look this good in a bikini. Yawn.
Milkshake, anyone?
Jul 9th
After getting past Christina Aguilera’s huge baby-feeding breasts, I keep looking at the toe cleavage. Some people like toe cleavage, but I find it kinda…what’s the word…toe-jammy, unattractive, and just odd-looking. Maybe the foot fetish people are into it. What about you, do you like toe cleavage?
