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Peroxide, Plastic and Pills!

“There’s only one way to keep your shape - put on your bikini every day or at least every other day, so you keep an eye on your weight.”

 …oh and pop your size zero pills right?

Beyonce has a pretty big butt. But sometimes you look at her pictures and it’s like half the size. Kind of like one of the great mysteries of the world: where’d Beyonce’s butt go?! Luckily a perfect storm of wind, her dancing, and some dude taking pictures has solved this conundrum.

Beyonce loves her bodyshapers, huh? We could be wrong but those undies look a lot like Spanx.

I dunno know what we expected to see under Beyonce’s skirt, but it wasn’t Spanx and some strange crotch-high fishnets.

Britney Spears was spotted trying to eat her acrylic nails. Yum, the plastic and nail polish combined must’ve been delicious. Mmmm paint chips…well at least shes getting high legally this time!

If you said Paris was too skinny, think again! Paris‘ sister Nicky is the skinny one. Just look at these candid pictures of Nicky and Paris out shopping on October 8, Paris‘ legs looks almost thick compared to Nicky’s twigs!

I don’t know what’s happening to Nicky, maybe she just wants to get some attention of her own, but she’d better take some care of her health!