Archive for October, 2007
Lily Allen Weight Loss Cover Up Revealed
Oct 20th
Is Lily Allen on the “Aspen” diet? Rumours are flying as there is some speculation from the media that Allen’s dramatic weight loss is due to more than healthy eating and exercise, as she claims hypnotherapy is to thank.. Is this miracle hypnosis a cover up? Sources are saying that Lily Allen has fallen in to the Hollywood recruit of drug related rapid weight loss, better known as the “Aspen Diet”. The drug of choice being cocaine, results in accelerated heart rate and blood pressure. More calories are used when the heart pumps more rapidly which can account for weight loss. Plus it also increases the metabolism in the body. Users become addicted to its weight loss benefits because once you stop using the pounds will often pack back on. Sounds like Lily will need to use her hypnotherapy to conquer her other demons as well…
Colon Cleansing: Hot New Hollywood Trend
Oct 18th
Bowtrol is one of the hot new products joining the colon cleansing trend that is hot amongst Hollywood stars right now. Before going on a “diet” or using any type of weight loss product, it’s strongly recommended you do a colon cleanse. Chances are you are lugging around 10+ pounds in your colon alone, so you might not actually be as fat as you think!
Britney Enrolls in Pole Stripping
Oct 18th
Rumour has it Britney Spears is taking private pole stripping lessons as a trendy new form of fat burning exercise. Now with all this extra time on her hands being kidless and all, she can drop toddler time and continue with her skanky ways. Plus it’s funny to watch an out-of-shape fat chick huffing and puffing on a pole. I saw one that looked just like her on Jerry Springer this morning.
EDIT: Uhmm, is it just me or is this pic creepy? What the hell is Britney doing with her ass hanging out in someone’s basement with this pimp and prostitute?
Kate Moss’ Doherty Diet – Celebrity Sleaze Alert!
Oct 17th
Kate Moss has embarked on a drastic diet because of losing Pete Doherty, it has been reported. What is the appeal here?? He was dating the biggest supermodel in the whole world and he actually looks like a venereal disease. Ever wondered what gonorrhea looks like? Pete Doherty. Apparently he’s engaged to yet another model which triggered Kate’s ego low-blow. Knowing these two, they’ll get back together…as soon as she sleeps with all his friends and family.
