
Hot new celebrity diet…smoking?
Penelope Cruz takes up smoking to supress her appetite and increase her metabolism to stay thin. Although it will end up aging her about 10 yrs, at least she’ll be a skinny old broad.
Star Diet Secrets on October 21st 2007 in Celebrity Diets, Penelope Cruz

Fergie takes over the show at a Black Eyed Peas concert this week in Thailand, while showing off her abs with every costume she wore. Not bad for a former meth junkie, and who knows what else. Although she still looks man-tastic without the make-up, putting her in the so so category.
Star Diet Secrets on October 21st 2007 in Celebrity Workouts, Fergie
Star Diet Secrets on October 21st 2007 in Celebrity Diets, Uma Thurman

Is Lily Allen on the “Aspen” diet? Rumours are flying as there is some speculation from the media that Allen’s dramatic weight loss is due to more than healthy eating and exercise, as she claims hypnotherapy is to thank.. Is this miracle hypnosis a cover up? Sources are saying that Lily Allen has fallen in to the Hollywood recruit of drug related rapid weight loss, better known as the “Aspen Diet”. The drug of choice being cocaine, results in accelerated heart rate and blood pressure. More calories are used when the heart pumps more rapidly which can account for weight loss. Plus it also increases the metabolism in the body. Users become addicted to its weight loss benefits because once you stop using the pounds will often pack back on. Sounds like Lily will need to use her hypnotherapy to conquer her other demons as well…
Star Diet Secrets on October 20th 2007 in Celebrity Pill Poppers, Lily Allen
Bowtrol is one of the hot new products joining the colon cleansing trend that is hot amongst Hollywood stars right now. Before going on a “diet” or using any type of weight loss product, it’s strongly recommended you do a colon cleanse. Chances are you are lugging around 10+ pounds in your colon alone, so you might not actually be as fat as you think!

Star Diet Secrets on October 18th 2007 in Celebrity Diets, Colon Cleansing

Rumour has it Britney Spears is taking private pole stripping lessons as a trendy new form of fat burning exercise. Now with all this extra time on her hands being kidless and all, she can drop toddler time and continue with her skanky ways. Plus it’s funny to watch an out-of-shape fat chick huffing and puffing on a pole. I saw one that looked just like her on Jerry Springer this morning.
EDIT: Uhmm, is it just me or is this pic creepy? What the hell is Britney doing with her ass hanging out in someone’s basement with this pimp and prostitute?
Star Diet Secrets on October 18th 2007 in Britney Spears, Celebrity Workouts