Archive for September, 2007

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Kirsten Dunst Wacko Diet

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Like Kirsten wasn’t weird enough…now shes on a raw meat diet. Yes, we have discovered your secret, you can stow that sideline glance where the sun does not shine, Dunst!

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Eva’s bean eating nachos!

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Eva’s eating beans again!? She must be on a bean diet of some sort. Look at the way this chic eats – how on earth does she stay slim with all this dirty grub going in her body? Mmmmmm Nachos..

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Pink falls off the Wagon!

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Not long ago Pink was a PETA advocate. That means no meat, no cheese…etc. But check out this candid! Pink was captured today eating meat…and cheese!!!! She ate a bagel with cream cheese and some sausage patties with good old Heinz Ketchup.  Oh well, hasn’t Pink’s motto always been ‘rules are meant to be broken’. 

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Christina Aguilera Embarrased of Pregnancy

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Christina Aguleira was suprised when Hilton said at a Las Vegas nightclub, “Congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world. You’re gorgeous.”  Apparently Chris was shocked and upset at first because it was not exactly the way she wanted to announce her pregnancy to the world…or if she even wanted to announce it at all! Isn’t she ready to calve out already? Did she really think we would be suprised? I guess if she admits she’s pregnant then the world would know she’s having sex with a dorky looking caveman wannabe. Have you seen her husband?!  It’s ok we understand Chris, we’d be embarrassed if we had sex with that too. Let’s just hope the baby inherits more of your genes. I don’t think the world is quite ready to go back to the ice age yet.

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Sandra Bullock gets Poked

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Sandra Bulldog efficiently uses the ancient Chinese technique of acupuncture as a form of weight loss. Acupuncture for weight loss enables management of stress which can result to gaining weight.

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Gwen Stefani at age 80

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OMG…too funny. I came across this pic of an altered Gwen Stefani picture fast forwarded about 50 yrs.  Amazingly, the other members of No Doubt didn’t age. At all. Oh, the perils of being a frontwoman.

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Skinny Celebs Look Older?

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I came across this old magazine which states that skinny stars look older than the not-so-skinny stars. They say when you enter middle age looking excessively thin, wrinkles tend to become more prominent. So what would you rather be? Skinny and Wrinkly or Fat and Smooth?